Six Word SagasTumblr (3.0; @sixwordsagas)http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/I said thumbtack, not tampax, damnit!http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/348519369http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/348519369Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:32:53 -0500But she never had a chance.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/342305437http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/342305437Tue, 19 Jan 2010 02:09:21 -0500Two sodas later, her head aches.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/342281709http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/342281709Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:48:09 -0500Wrote it down. I fell asleep.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/338615761http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/338615761Sun, 17 Jan 2010 00:43:37 -0500Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time<p>Alan Moore</p>http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/337703892http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/337703892Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:03:41 -0500To be, or not to be...<p>William Shakespeare</p>http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/335467575http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/335467575Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:27:00 -0500New life, beautiful, priceless; father bailed.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/335236736http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/335236736Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:26:17 -0500Give me back my foot, sock!<p>Corinne</p>http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/334271840http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/334271840Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:10:14 -0500And then I wept while smiling.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333813898http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333813898Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:05:01 -0500I'm as good as it gets.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333700638http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333700638Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:21:44 -0500The deepest story is the fog.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333691852http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333691852Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:14:52 -0500"Who were you expecting? Mr. Right?"http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333277014http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333277014Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:48:34 -0500Won the lottery. Had heart attack.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333036037http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/333036037Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:10:04 -0500I came. I saw. I conquered.<p>Julius Caesar</p>http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332876250http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332876250Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:15:26 -0500For sale: baby shoes, never used.<p>Ernest Hemingway</p>http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332786528http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332786528Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:03:50 -0500And then Jerry Springer said, "Wow."http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332726597http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332726597Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:10:18 -0500He took the letter opener; cursed.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332722513http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332722513Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:06:38 -0500Forgotten days at plentiful banquets; obese.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332712315http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332712315Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:57:23 -0500Inflammable means it's flammable? Oh, shit.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332037333http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332037333Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:45:32 -0500Raindrops taste like tears without pain.http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332032452http://sixwordsagas.tumblr.com/post/332032452Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:40:37 -0500